More on Ed Taylor

October 30, 2009

Money, by Ed Taylor

Just last night I went up in the attic to look for divorce papers, among other things. But instead, I found the one remaining copy of “Money” by Ed Taylor. It is indeed a treasure trove of hilarity and downright craziness, so much so that I thought I’d share the table of contents with you all. I absolutely plan to add much more content now to the “How Ed Did It” story. Oh! But where to begin? There’s so much here.

  1. CARRY ALL THE MAJOR CREDIT CARDS YOU WANT
  2. GET YOUR HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE DEGREES!
  3. YES! YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF A MILLIONAIRE
  4. HOW TO GET ALL THOSE CHARGE ACCOUNTS—EASILY
  5. WHAT! A $50,000 BANK ACCOUNT?
  6. MORTGAGES AND LOANS WITH A MERE SIGNATURE
  7. DRIVE A PRESTIGIOUS $12,500.00 CAR FREE
  8. CREDITORS ON YOUR BACK? RELAX!
  9. CHANGE YOUR IDENTITY AND DISAPPEAR
  10. GET A LOAN, GET OUT OF DEBT
  11. MAKE YOUR HOUSE A HOME WITH FREE AND BEAUTIFUL FURNITURE- UP TO $10,000 WORTH
  12. STARTING YOUR UNIVERSITY
  13. A GOOD LIVING AS AN EXPERT TAX CONSULTANT—WITH NO EXPERIENCE!
  14. GOODBYE PROPERTY TAX
  15. SPECULATIVE? BE A WINNER
  16. BE A REAL ESTATE MAGNATE & USE SOMEONE ELSE’S MONEY
  17. STOP YOUR CREDITORS FROM LITIGATING
  18. USE YOUR FRIENDS IDEAS AND EARN FAT FEES
  19. TURN POLITICAL POWER INTO MONEY
  20. HOW BIG CREDIT CAN EARN YOU BIG MONEY
  21. STOP WORRYING—SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS
  22. LOOPHOLE DEPOSITING CAN TRIPLE YOUR BANK INTEREST
  23. INSURANCE BROKE NO MORE, GET A $50,000 POLICY FREE
  24. RELAX IN YOUR FREE RESORT HOME
  25. ALL THOSE WAITING TO MANUFACTURE YOUR PRODUCT
  26. GOOD SALESMEN TO MARKET YOUR PRODUCTS RIGHT AT YOUR FINGERTIPS
  27. WANT SOME FREE PROPERTY?
  28. ACT IMPORTANT AND GAIN RESPECT FOR BEING SUCCESSFUL
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